HOW TO FRIGHTEN A SMALL DOG WITHOUT TRYING!

Trip (over her bone), throw (her) supper all over study then lie groaning on floor for five minutes or more! Fusspot wouldn't come near me and I was pretty frightened too! A couple of hours on (after Community Council meeting in drafty Community Centre) and I'm sore and stiff - need a long, warm soak in the bath - anyone found a peg yet?